Lyrics
Gosh it disturbs me to see you Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you Gaston
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect a pure paragon
You can ask any Tom dick or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
Who play
Gods like Gaston
Who breaks
Heart like Gaston
Who's much more than the summer this part like Gaston
As a specimen yes I'm intimidating
My what a guy that Gaston
I needed
Well there's no one that's easy to
Too much
Yep
No one fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston
I don't care
No one hits like Gaston
Matches wits like Gaston
In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
I'm espcially good at expectorating
Ten points for Gaston
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Ev'ry morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge
I use antlers in all of my decorating
Say it again
Who's a man among men
Who's a super success
Don't you know
Can't you guess
Ask his fans and his five hangers on
There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down
And his name's G A S T
I beleive there's another T
It just cold to me
Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you Gaston
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect a pure paragon
You can ask any Tom dick or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
Who play
Gods like Gaston
Who breaks
Heart like Gaston
Who's much more than the summer this part like Gaston
As a specimen yes I'm intimidating
My what a guy that Gaston
I needed
Well there's no one that's easy to
Too much
Yep
No one fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston
I don't care
No one hits like Gaston
Matches wits like Gaston
In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
I'm espcially good at expectorating
Ten points for Gaston
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Ev'ry morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge
I use antlers in all of my decorating
Say it again
Who's a man among men
Who's a super success
Don't you know
Can't you guess
Ask his fans and his five hangers on
There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down
And his name's G A S T
I beleive there's another T
It just cold to me
Gaston