Hi Honey, I'm Human! (That's Not My Neighbor Song)

Hi honey I'm human
Sorry to keep you waiting
Outside is a ruin
The doorman was debating
Checking his files
Questioning me
Endlessly
Whether to let me in
Or call the
D.D.D
But he made the right call
Called no one at all
And now it's just you and me
I'm your
DOO-WOP-A
DOO-WOP-A
DOO-WOPPELGANGER
DOO-WOP-A
DOO-WOP-A
DOO-WOPPEL
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
Open the door
What's the matter
Talk to me BABY
Footprint on the FLOOR
You ASK?
Red WINE！
Or just maybe
You are the hallucinating
The zipper on my face
I promise you
I haven't been replaced
NO
I'M
NOT A
DOO-WOP-A
DOO-WOP-A
DOO-WOPPELGANGER
DOO-WOP-A
DOO-WOP-A
DOO-WOPPEL
GANGER
-ringing-(DOO-WOP-A....'again')
You know I often wonder to myself how it must feel
to be a real human
Performing my human activities,
Eating those human foods
Sing those good old human songs!
But I just realized that...
I don't need to wonder anymore,
Because I got in!
And I'll tell you something,
Being human is the most bland.
Uninteresting experience of my life!
The only reason to be human is to eat
HUMAN!!!
Honey I find this boring
I'd rather be voring
YOU
Don't you know
It's TRU-U-UE
So please darling put down
The phone
I'm jonesin' to gnaw on your bones
'Cuz that's what doppelgangers
Like Me
DOO-WOP-A
DOO-WOP-A
DOO-WOPPELGANGER
DOO-WOP-A
DOO-WOP-A
DOO-WOPPEL
GANGER
DOO-WOP-A
DOO-WOP-A
DOO-WOPPELGANGER
DOO-WOP-A
DOO-WOP-A
DOO-WOPPEL
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
F.U.C.K