Average Joe & Plain Jane

Citronella for the mosquitoes
Adirondack chairs in the yard
New mailbox we bought from Home Depot
Fresh paid off credit card

Bowlin' alley date on Friday
Takin' the edge off a hell of a week
Holdin' hands, county line cliché
To a T, you and me

Average Joe and plain Jane
Ordinary, sweet, mundane
Makin' beds and birthday cakes
Sounds good to me

So what if we're perfectly predictable?
TV dinner typical
Average Joe and plain Jane
They paint it like it's a bad thing

What's so wrong with 'frigerator pictures?
Who cares what what's-her-name's gotta say?
I'll keep cuttin' coupons with scissors anyway, hey

Let 'em call us average Joe and plain Jane
Ordinary, sweet, mundane
Makin' beds and birthday cakes
Sounds good to me

So what if we're perfectly predictable?
TV dinner typical
Average Joe and plain Jane
They paint it like it's a bad thing

We don't mind the simple, do we?
I like a slower pace, so sue me

Average Joe and plain Jane
Ordinary, sweet, mundane
Makin' beds and birthday cakes
Sounds good to me

So what if we're perfectly predictable?
TV dinner typical
Average Joe and plain Jane
They paint it like it's a bad thing

Mm
Mm