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Steve called me up, said, "Wanna hang out tonight?
We can see an indie film or just grab a bite"
I said, "Oh Steve, you're cute, but a movie's not what I need
No offense, but I'd rather stay home and read"
**** me, Ray Bradbury
The greatest sci-fi writer in history
Oh, **** me Ray Bradbury
Since I was 12, I've been your number one fan
Kiss me, you illustrated man
I'll feed you grapes and dandelion wine
And we'll read a little Fahrenheit 69
You're a prolific author, Ray Bradbury
Come on, baby, I'm down on one knee
I carved our names on a Halloween tree
You write about earthlings going to Mars
And I write about blowin' you in my car
You won an Emmy Award for your screenplay adaptation of Halloween tree
**** me, Ray Bradbury
The greatest sci-fi writer in history
Oh, **** me, Ray Bradbury
S is for space!
L is for love!
S is for space!
L is for love!
S is for space!
L is for love!
S is for space!
L is for love
Houston, we have a throblem
**** me, Ray Bradbury
The greatest sci-fi writer in history
Oh, **** me!
**** me, Ray Bradbury
Oh-oh-oh, **** me, Ray Bradbury
The greatest sci-fi writer in history
'Cause when you **** me, Ray Bradbury
Something wicked this way will come
Something wicked this way will come
Something wicked this way will come
Something wicked this way will come
And by come, I mean ejaculate on a book
We can see an indie film or just grab a bite"
I said, "Oh Steve, you're cute, but a movie's not what I need
No offense, but I'd rather stay home and read"
**** me, Ray Bradbury
The greatest sci-fi writer in history
Oh, **** me Ray Bradbury
Since I was 12, I've been your number one fan
Kiss me, you illustrated man
I'll feed you grapes and dandelion wine
And we'll read a little Fahrenheit 69
You're a prolific author, Ray Bradbury
Come on, baby, I'm down on one knee
I carved our names on a Halloween tree
You write about earthlings going to Mars
And I write about blowin' you in my car
You won an Emmy Award for your screenplay adaptation of Halloween tree
**** me, Ray Bradbury
The greatest sci-fi writer in history
Oh, **** me, Ray Bradbury
S is for space!
L is for love!
S is for space!
L is for love!
S is for space!
L is for love!
S is for space!
L is for love
Houston, we have a throblem
**** me, Ray Bradbury
The greatest sci-fi writer in history
Oh, **** me!
**** me, Ray Bradbury
Oh-oh-oh, **** me, Ray Bradbury
The greatest sci-fi writer in history
'Cause when you **** me, Ray Bradbury
Something wicked this way will come
Something wicked this way will come
Something wicked this way will come
Something wicked this way will come
And by come, I mean ejaculate on a book