Some lucky ducks get all the luck
Some break their backs to make a buck
And sure, we are a bunch of shady criminal-ish gents and ladies
But we did our time
Yeah!
We paid for our crimes
Well, most of us
And our misdemeanors,now we sell fried dough and wieners
Even though we're kinda sketchy gals and fellas
Doesn't mean that Fischoeder can go and kill us(Uh-uh)
Working here can really be a roller coaster (Hup!)
One day, you're clеaning vomit, next, you're on a missing poster
It's such a drag to have a boss
Who pays you bad
Who pays us bad
Then bumps you off
Some lucky ducks get all the luck
Oh, yes, they do!
But that's not us
No, sir!
Unlucky schmucks
Sing it!
It really stinks, it really sucks
So we'll just play our lucky ducks
Some lucky ducks get all the luck
You've said your piece, now listen up To me, your life, it seems just fine
You think that's bad? Try being nine
The other day, things got real crazy
A girl at school called me a baby
What?
Even though I'm small, well, I can tell you for sure
I'm gonna be the one that solves this frickin' murder
I know you all think Fischoeder's the one who did it
But I will find the evidence to get him acquitted
I'm just a kid
It's such a drag
That's what they say
To have a boss
"Now run along"
Who pays you bad
"Now go and play"
Then bumps you off
Some lucky ducks
It really stinks
Get all the luck
It really sucks
Until I show
So we'll just play
Them what is what
Our lucky ducks
I'm gonna show them all what I can do
Gonna show 'em I'm much braver than what You think that I am even though I'm small
No matter whatever, gonna show you all