Dysentery Gary

Got a lotta heartache
He's a ****ing weasel
His issues make my mind ache
Want to make a deal?
'Cause I love your little motions
You do with your pigtails
What a nice creation
Worth another night in jail

He's a player, diarrhea giver
Tried to grow his hair out
Friends were listening to slayer
I would like to find him friday night
Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights
Life just sucks
I lost the one
I'm giving up
She found someone
There's plenty more
Girls are such a drag

So all you little ladies
Be sure to choose the right guys
You'll come back to me maybe
I'll shower you with lies
Got a lotta heartache
He's a ****ing weasel
Decisions make my mind ache
Want to make a deal?

Ease away the problems and the pain
The girl chose the guy that makes you want to kick and scream
All along, you wish that she would stay
**** the guy, that took her and ran away, and

He's a player, diarrhea giver
Tried to grow his hair out
Friends were listening to slayer
I would like to find him friday night
Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights
Life just sucks
I lost the one
I'm giving up
She found someone
There's plenty more
Girls are such a drag

**** this place
I lost the war
I hate you all
Your mom's a whore
Where's my dog?
'Cause girls are such a drag