About This Song
About "(The Legend Of) Miss Baltimore Crabs" by Michelle Pfeiffer
Michelle Pfeiffer's 'Miss Baltimore Crabs' is a venomous vaudeville wink—brass blares while she purrs menace. The title conjures crustacean armor and pinched smiles, a pageant of polite cruelty. Beneath the showtune sparkle lurks a snapping claw of social satire.