Floyd The Barber

Bell on Door clanks come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down chair dont be afraid
Steamed hot towel on my face
I was shaved*3

Barney ties me to the chair
I cant see Im really scared
Floyd breathes hard I hear a zip
Pee pee pressed against my lips
I was shamed*3
I sense others in the room
Opey aunt bee I presume
They take turns in cut me up
I die smothered in Andy’s butt

I was shaved*3