Everybody Needs A Best Friend

My words are lazy, my thoughts are hazy
But this is one thing I'm sure of

Everybody needs a best friend
I'm happy I'm yours

You've got a double
Who brings you trouble
And though you're better without me

Everybody needs a best friend
I'm happy I'm yours

A fool could see, decidedly
That you're a ten and I'm a three
A royal breed is what you need
So how did you come to be stuck with a bummer like me?

You've got a head full of someone dreadful
But how does someone adores you

Everybody needs a best friend
I'm happy I'm yours

A fool could see, decidedly
That you're a ten and I'm a three
A royal breed is what you need
So how did you come to be stuck with a bummer like me?

Oh, you've got a head full of someone dreadful
And yet alas that someone adores you

Everybody needs a best friend
I'm happy I'm yours!

I'm just a clown
And I'll bring you down
But you just don't care
'Cause your
Best friend is me