Lyrics
Alarm goes off, I've pressed snooze ten times already
Fie more minutes turn to thirty so I get up and crawl to the kitchen
Dishes are piled high, I don't wanna do them
I turn a blind eye and go back to the bedroom
As I leave I notice clothes in the machine
Been there since last week
They're probably not clean anymore they're gonna reek
**** it I'll just chuck em on another spin
(BUT WHAT FOR?) I'll only do this again
(BUT WHAT FOR?) I'll only do this again
(BUT WHAT FOR?) I'll only do this again
(BUT WHAT FOR?) I'll only do this again
I'll turn my knickers inside out one more time
And cut the bottom off my tooth paste
It's not just that I can't be arsed to go to the shop
Yeah I'm lazy, but nobody likes waste
I'll add it to the never ending list of shit to do
That I'm not gonna do let's be honest
Procrastination's my middle name
And doing jack shit is my favourite game
(BUT WHAT FOR?) I'll only do this again
(BUT WHAT FOR?) I'll only do this again
(BUT WHAT FOR?) I'll only do this again
(BUT WHAT FOR?) I'll only do this again
CAUSE I'M LAZY! And I like it
I'M LAZY! And I like it
I'M LAZY! And I like it
I wake up just to go back to sleep
CAUSE I'M LAZY! And I like it
I'M LAZY! And I like it
I'M LAZY! And I like it
I stand up just to sit back down
I'm king of my castle
I'm captain of this ship
If it sinks I'll go down with it
And if it stinks I'll spray Febreeze on it
Sit on my trash throne, cause I'm gross
I'm a slob, I don't deserve a job
All I wanna do is stare at the ceiling
Lying down is all I'm feeling
Don't wanna do my dishes
Don't wanna tidy up
Don't wanna pay my bills
Don't wanna go to work
Don't wanna do my shopping
Don't wanna sweep my floor
Don't wanna make my bed
Don't wanna do my chores
You can't make me
You can't make me
You can't make me
You can't make me
CAUSE I'M LAZY! And I like it
I'M LAZY! And I like it
I'M LAZY! And I like it
I wake up just to go back to sleep
CAUSE I'M LAZY! And I like it
I'M LAZY! And I like it
I'M LAZY! And I like it
I stand up just to sit back down
CAUSE I'M LAZY! And I like it
I'M LAZY! And I like it
I'M LAZY! And I like it
I stand up just to sit back down
Fie more minutes turn to thirty so I get up and crawl to the kitchen
Dishes are piled high, I don't wanna do them
I turn a blind eye and go back to the bedroom
As I leave I notice clothes in the machine
Been there since last week
They're probably not clean anymore they're gonna reek
**** it I'll just chuck em on another spin
(BUT WHAT FOR?) I'll only do this again
(BUT WHAT FOR?) I'll only do this again
(BUT WHAT FOR?) I'll only do this again
(BUT WHAT FOR?) I'll only do this again
I'll turn my knickers inside out one more time
And cut the bottom off my tooth paste
It's not just that I can't be arsed to go to the shop
Yeah I'm lazy, but nobody likes waste
I'll add it to the never ending list of shit to do
That I'm not gonna do let's be honest
Procrastination's my middle name
And doing jack shit is my favourite game
(BUT WHAT FOR?) I'll only do this again
(BUT WHAT FOR?) I'll only do this again
(BUT WHAT FOR?) I'll only do this again
(BUT WHAT FOR?) I'll only do this again
CAUSE I'M LAZY! And I like it
I'M LAZY! And I like it
I'M LAZY! And I like it
I wake up just to go back to sleep
CAUSE I'M LAZY! And I like it
I'M LAZY! And I like it
I'M LAZY! And I like it
I stand up just to sit back down
I'm king of my castle
I'm captain of this ship
If it sinks I'll go down with it
And if it stinks I'll spray Febreeze on it
Sit on my trash throne, cause I'm gross
I'm a slob, I don't deserve a job
All I wanna do is stare at the ceiling
Lying down is all I'm feeling
Don't wanna do my dishes
Don't wanna tidy up
Don't wanna pay my bills
Don't wanna go to work
Don't wanna do my shopping
Don't wanna sweep my floor
Don't wanna make my bed
Don't wanna do my chores
You can't make me
You can't make me
You can't make me
You can't make me
CAUSE I'M LAZY! And I like it
I'M LAZY! And I like it
I'M LAZY! And I like it
I wake up just to go back to sleep
CAUSE I'M LAZY! And I like it
I'M LAZY! And I like it
I'M LAZY! And I like it
I stand up just to sit back down
CAUSE I'M LAZY! And I like it
I'M LAZY! And I like it
I'M LAZY! And I like it
I stand up just to sit back down