Everything Is Bullshit

Everything everything everything everything is bullshit
It's bullshit
Everything everything everything everything is bullshit
It's bullshit
It came out of a bull
It landed on the ground
It grew a little mushroom
And then a hairy ape man
He put it in his mouth
He started having thoughts
All kinds of ideas
Grew himself a little ego
Invented a new language
But then he built a tower
Designed a system of power
You know i read it in the paper
He made a tiny computer
That fits inside your hand
Communicate across the planet
Look back into the cosmos
Post a picture for your facebook
Make a profile for your snapchat
Murder people from a distance
And laugh at videos of cats
Everything everything everything everything is bullshit
It's bullshit
Everything everything everything everything is bullshit
Everything is bullshit
Whoa!