It Happens I Have a Picture

Now it happens I have a picture
Of my son at the age of two
I don't like to boast,
But yet he's the most
Remarkable boy I ever knew (laughs)

It happens I have a picture
Of my daughter who's three days old
I won't tell you lies
Just look at those eyes
Did you ever see her so close?

Did I tell you what he said?
The funniest thing I ever heard
Did I tell you what she did?
Well, it's too too too, absurd!
S/he's really the living picture
Of my wife as you claimly see
The most people say,
That day of today
S/he's the picture of Me!

S/he's really the living picture
Of my wife as you claimly see
The most people say,
That day of today
S/he's the picture
Of Me!