My Weed’s Been Taken (Skit)

Hello? Ay, Shonda
Doc, what you want?
Right now, my weed has been taken
(Ah, nigga) what's your girl name, Tisha?

Yeah, Tisha (put her on the goddamn phone)
Nigga hold on, Tisha, he wanna talk to you
(Hello?) I don't know who you are
And I damn sure don't know what the fuck you was doin' snoopin' around my room and shit

And if you were lookin' for a safe, I could tell you right now, bitch, I don't have money
But what I do have is a particular set of ass whoopin' skills
Ass whoopings doc, been givin' out to people for a very long period of my career
Ass whoopings that'll make me a nightmare to people like you

(Nigga, I seen you put your) nah, nah, hol' up, bitch
Now, if you bring back my weed that you stole, that'd be the end of it
I will not look for you, nor will I hunt your ass down
But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you

And bitch, I will kill you
Nigga, you put your weed in the shoe under the bed tryna hide it from us and shit (that's right)
Nah girl, I looked under the goddamn bed in my shoe, I ain't s-
Oh, oh, oh shit, you was right, it was in my shoe
Nigga, fuck you