Podunk

Hello, Fraulein
Have you got the time?
Your point is so right
We'll just be fine
You say I'm out of line
I feel like crying

Hey, Tony
(Yes, sweetheart?)
What do you call the most famous bus in the world?
(I don't know, what do you call the most famous bus in the world?)
Columbus, you get it?

Hello again
I'm glad you rang
No, not tonight
Don't get uptight
Of course I do
I love you too
Please call again
Next time I'll be in

Hey, big nose
(What do you want now?)
What do you call a cat that drinks lemonade?
(I don't know, what do you call a cat that drinks lemonade?)
Sourpuss

Hello, Cherie
It's little old me
We've all hung up
Underneath a tree
Not Frank, it's Jim
No J-I-M
Well, how you been?

Hey, handsome
(Can't you see I'm busy?)
What do you call a duck that goes to school?
(What do you call a duck that goes to school?)
A wise quacker

Thank you, folks, thank you
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen
Second show will be at 8 o'clock
Bye now, bye now, thank you, folks

Oh yeah
What did I do with my glass?
Don't rush me, I'm leaving, I'm leaving