but the oft told tale is not true,
for of all the things the Danube is,
the Danube is not blue.
The Danube is green,
what's more it ain't clean.
It's green as a bean.
It ain't not serene.
And though the blueberry looks a little purple,
And though your maple syrup looks a little murple,
Don't believe what you have heard or you have saw.
Oh the Danube isn't blue, it's green.
Oh, the Danube is green as the grass in the spring
It's as green as the dollar you spend on a fling.
It's as green as the paint that you put on the screen.
Oh the blue of the Danube is greener than green.
The Danube isn't blue (Am I blue? No!)
The Danube has another hue (Who? Me? You!)
It's time we all came clean, (B.O.)
'Cause the Danube isn't blue, it's green.
🎵 Murders Them All
by Spike Jones
William Tell Overture
Spike Jones
I Went to Your Wedding
Spike Jones
I Haven't Been Home for Three Whole Nights
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Too Young
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The Sheik of Araby
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Three Little Fishes (Itty Bitty Boo)
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Pop Corn Sack
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Clink Clink Another Drink
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Old Macdonald Had a Farm
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I'm Getting Sentimental over You
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People Are Funnier Than Anybody
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Cocktails for Two
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Chloe
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My Old Flame
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Laura
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The Man on the Flying Trapeze
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You Always Hurt the One You Love
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Der Fuehrer's Face
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Liebestraum
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Flight of the Bumble Bee
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None but the Lonely Heart
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Rhapsody from Hunger(Y)
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Carmen Murdered Bizet
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Dance of the Hours
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The Glow Worm
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I Kiss Your Hand, Madame
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Love in Bloom
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Hotcha Cornia Black Eyes
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Black Bottom
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Hawaiian War Chant
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I Went to Your Wedding
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I'm in the Mood for Love
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That Old Black Magic
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