Lyrics
RALSEI:
What is that?
"In a bind call- ROUXLS"??
What, he's making flyers now?
Oh for heaven's sake!
SUSIE:
That guy just doesn't know when to quit, does he?
RALSEI:
It's like every time we go somewhere it's-
...wait...
Guys, do you hear that?
SUSIE:
Huh, what?
RALSEI:
It's like-
SUSIE:
Hear what??
RALSEI:
It's like…
Some kind of fancy harpsichord- OH NO!
ROUXLS:
Excuseth me!
Chums of… smalleth stature
I'm looking for a newe crowd to run in these days
And I think you're a perfect fit!
SUSIE:
LEAVE US ALONE!
ROUXLS:
There's no one around like me!
Oh cometh now, how could there be?
With the bright blue suit
And the coole accent
There's nobody around who can top this gent!
Descending from the heavens in a beame of light
Say the word, and I'm there to turn the tide of the fight
All the monsters turn and run in fear
When the dazzling, flawless ROUXLS is here!
I'm the Duke of Puzzles, made my name
When my smarteth wit put you to shame
It's hopeless to try and compete
With the likese of me?
I'm too elite!
Just think of what I'll bring to the table
If you're able
For a second just imagine all the wayst that I could stabilize the dynamic
Three's a crowd, but FOUR is just fantastic!
Precise and refined
Immaculately defined
Just take a look and you'll find
No single other better than me
Taketh pride in my part
Assisting right from the start
Because without my help you'll all soon come to see…
ROUXLS & TV CREW:
IF YOU'RE IN A BIND AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHO TO CALL
(THERE'S ONE WHO'S QUALIFIED!)
IF YOU'RE IN SOME TROUBLE AND YOU NEED SOME HELP WHEN YOU FALL!
(ROUXLS KAARD: PERFECTION CERTIFIED!)
ROUXLS:
Nice backup vocals, boys! Ahahahahahaha!
PIPPINS:
Uh, Rouxls?
When are we getting paid?
ROUXLS:
Pardoneth?
PIPPINS:
PAID??
The money? You owe us??? For doing the vocals for ya???
ROUXLS:
OH, so…
I'm not exactly liquideth at the moment, could it- it be an IOU? Or…
NO! COME BACK PLEASE!
ROUXLS:
I don'teth needeth their help…
I'll do this all on my own!
Like when I overthrew that tyrant king and sat upon his throne
Or when I toppled the queen, and gave the TV a spin
One thing to bet on still no matter what is: I'll always win…
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
FINE!
I'll do it alone!
I'm more than fine to reap what I've sowne!
Ungrateful traitors, leave me be!
I don't need you when I've got me!
Rouxls is made of stronger stuff
I don't need friends to pick me up!
A one-man army, primed to go!
I'll take on any single foe!
I'm the best in case you didn't know…
SO!
IF YOU'RE IN A BIND AND YOU DON't KNOW WHO TO- call..?
…Uh…
IF YOU'RE IN SOME TROUBLE AND YOU NEED SOME HELP WHEN YOU… Fall?
Am I in over my head?
I'm starting now to questioneth
The motives of my goals
If I should pack my stuff and go- but NO!
Is this where it would end?
Abandoned by the people that I need…
Disbanded because of my greede
Pulleth yourself together
Where's the man who's oh so clever?
Rouxls you can't be left with nothing
Rouxls you have to thinke of SOMETHING!
A simple way to win their favor
As the stakes are getting greater
But their eyes reflecteth sadness
Slowly driving me to madness…
My reputation hath since flown
And as I standeth here alone
I find that I can't evene handle a chorus on my own!
Am I everything I claim?
Or have I only broughteth shame
Upon the Rouxls Kaard NAME?!
RALSEI:
Guys… Look at him!
He doesn't mean any harm!
SUSIE:
He's attacked us three times in the last week
RALSEI:
Yeah, but-*sigh*
I think he needs our help
SUSIE:
Well what are supposed to do about it?
RALSEI:
Well I have a thought, but…
You're not gonna like it…
ROUXLS & THE FUN GANG:
IF YOU'RE ALL ALONE AND STUMBLING THROUGH THE DARK!
(He's there to shed a light!)
GETTING INTO FIGHTS, THE KIND THAT WILL LEAVE A MARK!
(He's there to set it right!)
IF YOU'RE IN A BIND AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHO TO CALL!
(There's one who's qualified!)
IF YOU'RE IN SOME TROUBLE AND YOU NEED SOME HELP WHEN YOU FALL!!!
(ROUXLS KAARD: PERFECTION CERTIFIED!)
ROUXLS:
WONDERFUL! Does that mean I'm on your team now?
RALSEI:
WOAH, Woah, Woah! Let's stick with being good acquaintences for now…
ROUXLS:
But does this mean I can't attacketh you anymore? Because that 's stille a little fun, you know?
RALSEI:
OF COURSE YOU CA-
I- *sigh*
Once a week
ROUXLS:
OH, GOODIE!
What is that?
"In a bind call- ROUXLS"??
What, he's making flyers now?
Oh for heaven's sake!
SUSIE:
That guy just doesn't know when to quit, does he?
RALSEI:
It's like every time we go somewhere it's-
...wait...
Guys, do you hear that?
SUSIE:
Huh, what?
RALSEI:
It's like-
SUSIE:
Hear what??
RALSEI:
It's like…
Some kind of fancy harpsichord- OH NO!
ROUXLS:
Excuseth me!
Chums of… smalleth stature
I'm looking for a newe crowd to run in these days
And I think you're a perfect fit!
SUSIE:
LEAVE US ALONE!
ROUXLS:
There's no one around like me!
Oh cometh now, how could there be?
With the bright blue suit
And the coole accent
There's nobody around who can top this gent!
Descending from the heavens in a beame of light
Say the word, and I'm there to turn the tide of the fight
All the monsters turn and run in fear
When the dazzling, flawless ROUXLS is here!
I'm the Duke of Puzzles, made my name
When my smarteth wit put you to shame
It's hopeless to try and compete
With the likese of me?
I'm too elite!
Just think of what I'll bring to the table
If you're able
For a second just imagine all the wayst that I could stabilize the dynamic
Three's a crowd, but FOUR is just fantastic!
Precise and refined
Immaculately defined
Just take a look and you'll find
No single other better than me
Taketh pride in my part
Assisting right from the start
Because without my help you'll all soon come to see…
ROUXLS & TV CREW:
IF YOU'RE IN A BIND AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHO TO CALL
(THERE'S ONE WHO'S QUALIFIED!)
IF YOU'RE IN SOME TROUBLE AND YOU NEED SOME HELP WHEN YOU FALL!
(ROUXLS KAARD: PERFECTION CERTIFIED!)
ROUXLS:
Nice backup vocals, boys! Ahahahahahaha!
PIPPINS:
Uh, Rouxls?
When are we getting paid?
ROUXLS:
Pardoneth?
PIPPINS:
PAID??
The money? You owe us??? For doing the vocals for ya???
ROUXLS:
OH, so…
I'm not exactly liquideth at the moment, could it- it be an IOU? Or…
NO! COME BACK PLEASE!
ROUXLS:
I don'teth needeth their help…
I'll do this all on my own!
Like when I overthrew that tyrant king and sat upon his throne
Or when I toppled the queen, and gave the TV a spin
One thing to bet on still no matter what is: I'll always win…
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
FINE!
I'll do it alone!
I'm more than fine to reap what I've sowne!
Ungrateful traitors, leave me be!
I don't need you when I've got me!
Rouxls is made of stronger stuff
I don't need friends to pick me up!
A one-man army, primed to go!
I'll take on any single foe!
I'm the best in case you didn't know…
SO!
IF YOU'RE IN A BIND AND YOU DON't KNOW WHO TO- call..?
…Uh…
IF YOU'RE IN SOME TROUBLE AND YOU NEED SOME HELP WHEN YOU… Fall?
Am I in over my head?
I'm starting now to questioneth
The motives of my goals
If I should pack my stuff and go- but NO!
Is this where it would end?
Abandoned by the people that I need…
Disbanded because of my greede
Pulleth yourself together
Where's the man who's oh so clever?
Rouxls you can't be left with nothing
Rouxls you have to thinke of SOMETHING!
A simple way to win their favor
As the stakes are getting greater
But their eyes reflecteth sadness
Slowly driving me to madness…
My reputation hath since flown
And as I standeth here alone
I find that I can't evene handle a chorus on my own!
Am I everything I claim?
Or have I only broughteth shame
Upon the Rouxls Kaard NAME?!
RALSEI:
Guys… Look at him!
He doesn't mean any harm!
SUSIE:
He's attacked us three times in the last week
RALSEI:
Yeah, but-*sigh*
I think he needs our help
SUSIE:
Well what are supposed to do about it?
RALSEI:
Well I have a thought, but…
You're not gonna like it…
ROUXLS & THE FUN GANG:
IF YOU'RE ALL ALONE AND STUMBLING THROUGH THE DARK!
(He's there to shed a light!)
GETTING INTO FIGHTS, THE KIND THAT WILL LEAVE A MARK!
(He's there to set it right!)
IF YOU'RE IN A BIND AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHO TO CALL!
(There's one who's qualified!)
IF YOU'RE IN SOME TROUBLE AND YOU NEED SOME HELP WHEN YOU FALL!!!
(ROUXLS KAARD: PERFECTION CERTIFIED!)
ROUXLS:
WONDERFUL! Does that mean I'm on your team now?
RALSEI:
WOAH, Woah, Woah! Let's stick with being good acquaintences for now…
ROUXLS:
But does this mean I can't attacketh you anymore? Because that 's stille a little fun, you know?
RALSEI:
OF COURSE YOU CA-
I- *sigh*
Once a week
ROUXLS:
OH, GOODIE!
