The Knight of the Mirrors

Is there one here calls himself Don Quixote de la Mancha?

I am Don Quixote, Knight of the Woeful Countenance

Now hear me, thou charlatan. Thou art
No knight, but a foolish pretender

The Enchanter! Behold at thy feet the gage of battle. If thou art
Still alive, thou shalt kneel and beg mercy of my Lady Dulcinea

And where shall I find this lady?

There she stands

Thy lady is an alley cat

Monster! Defend thyself!

Look, Don Quixote. Look in the mirror of reality and
Behold things as they truly are. Look! What dost thou
See? A gallant knight? Naught but an aging fool. Look!

I am Don Quixote, Knight Errant of La Mancha
And my lady is the Lady Dulcinea. I am Don Quixote
Knight Errant! And my lady! My lady! My lady!