Chemical Warfare

Down at the arsenal, they keep the nerve gasses
Guarded day and night by caged white rabbits
Been sitting there for years, I'm gonna have at it
I cut through the fence, run right in, and grab it

Go crazy, crazy
Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy

Now I got my own mustard gas in my pocket
Climb on a tree on a branch and drop it

On a country club full of Saturday golfers
So I can watch them die chokin', shakin' in convulsions

Go crazy, crazy
Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy

Chemical warfare, chemical warfare
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Chemical warfare, chemical warfare
Chemical warfare, warfare, warfare

Panic in the air, see the headless chickens runnin'
Golf carts head-on crashin', crackin' heads wide open

Scratch the grass and, mister, you can't breathe
And roll and writhe in a sand trap, starting to heave
Claw those clubs, let me see you seethe

Crazy
Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy

Chemical warfare, chemical warfare
Chemical warfare, warfare, warfare
Chemical warfare, chemical warfare
Chemical warfare, warfare, warfare

Yellow air, yellow clouds
Blowin' down, down, down the fairway

Sensitive to the touch
Mowin' down, down the putting green
Heading straight for the big clubhouse
Where the stuffed country club
Effervescent ladies, so carefree
Relax, pose by the pool
Limber limp with a dry martini
Until...
["Clubhouse Scene"]
Oh, shit, what is going on in here?
Come on, move, God damn it, please!
I've got the answers, ???
Let me out!

(One, two, three, four!)

Chemical warfare, chemical warfare

Chemical warfare, warfare, warfare
Chemical warfare, chemical warfare
Chemical warfare, warfare, warfare