Rich Old Lady (2004 Digital Remaster)

Play a hand or maybe more
Pay your money at the door
If you want to make yourself a rich old lady
Listen as the master calls
In your dusty bingo halls
Why is it you want to be a rich old lady

Please don't fall for greed
All that you need is someone to care for
Please don't fall for greed
All that you need is someone to care for you

Put a penny down the slot
Make a pile of what you got
Why is it you want to be a rich old lady
Now you're only ninety-two, what can money do for you
Why is it you want to be a rich old lady

Please don't fall for greed
All that you need is someone to care for
Please don't fall for greed
All that you need is someone to care for you