Bar Exam

I got my PhD in heartaches and misery
And a BSN, barstool philosophy
You're my inspiration for higher education
Now the final test is right in front of me

I'm taking a bar exam under a neon sign
I'm gonna graduate when you're off my mind
In this honky-tonk school, we got a hell of a band
Drink by drink, taking a bar exam

I know beer, wine, whiskey and gin
Studied every glass and bottle they come in
I'll pass with flying colors, so high above the others
So set 'em up, I'm ready to begin

I'm taking a bar exam under a neon sign
I'm gonna graduate when you're off my mind
In this honky-tonk school, we got a hell of a band
Drink by drink, I'm taking a bar exam

Taking a bar exam under a neon sign
I'm gonna graduate when you're off my mind
In this honky-tonk school, we got a hell of a band
Drink by drink, I'm taking a bar exam
Drink by drink, I'm taking a bar exam