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A bro felt top hat that puts a bow
Yellow wrap around gold watches that never show
His blue eyes, his blue eyes
What a fantastic disguise
He's so grand and fantastic, so wonderful
The T on his T-strap stands for tippy toes
His tippy toes fit him to a T
Oh, CB, do a tap dance for me
With your bigger fat tippy toe Theresa shoes
A jacket with virgin, virgin buttonholes
Reaching for experienced buttons
Thin striped cords that circle his
Porcelain ankles
Funneling down to the captain's hats
Theresa shoes
The T on his T-strap stands for tippy toes
His tippy toes fit him to a T
Oh, CB, do a tap dance for me
With your bigger fat tippy toe Theresa shoes
His blue eyes, his blue eyes
What a fantastic disguise
He's so gay and fantastic, so wonderful
The elevated plastic heels
That wish they could look like wood
That wish they could look like wood
Shuffle on the floor
And do so very much more
Than other shoes, than other shoes
Than other shoes ever could
The T on his T-strap stands for tippy toes
His tippy toes fit him to a T
Oh, CB, do a tap dance for me
Yellow wrap around gold watches that never show
His blue eyes, his blue eyes
What a fantastic disguise
He's so grand and fantastic, so wonderful
The T on his T-strap stands for tippy toes
His tippy toes fit him to a T
Oh, CB, do a tap dance for me
With your bigger fat tippy toe Theresa shoes
A jacket with virgin, virgin buttonholes
Reaching for experienced buttons
Thin striped cords that circle his
Porcelain ankles
Funneling down to the captain's hats
Theresa shoes
The T on his T-strap stands for tippy toes
His tippy toes fit him to a T
Oh, CB, do a tap dance for me
With your bigger fat tippy toe Theresa shoes
His blue eyes, his blue eyes
What a fantastic disguise
He's so gay and fantastic, so wonderful
The elevated plastic heels
That wish they could look like wood
That wish they could look like wood
Shuffle on the floor
And do so very much more
Than other shoes, than other shoes
Than other shoes ever could
The T on his T-strap stands for tippy toes
His tippy toes fit him to a T
Oh, CB, do a tap dance for me