Lyrics
Now?
You know my girl—
Now?
Now?
You know my girl just called me up
And she woke me from my sleep
You shoulda heard the things she said
You know she hurt my feelings deep
I'm gonna buy me a dog
A dog, a dog, why? Why?
'Cause I need a friend now
Babe, you need all the friends you can get, I'm tellin' ya
I'm gonna buy me a dog
My girl, my girl no love me, no how
Don't ruin my song, man
It's the only song I have
It was already ruined when it was wrote
Uh, where's the verse?
She used to bring me my, my newspaper
You don't even know where it's at
'Cause she knew where it was at
She used to keep me so contented
But I can teach a dog to do that
I'm gonna buy me a dog
You couldn't teach a dog to do that, you can only train elephants
'Cause I need a friend now
I need a friend now
Now
Yeah
I'm gonna buy me a dog
A dog, here, Rover, Fido, Spot
My girl, my girl no love me, no how
One
Two
Three
Four
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, hike
Six, eight, nine
Hike
Hike
I was late on that one
Oh yeah
I just got back from Africa, you know, I was playing cards with the natives
Oh, Zulus?
No, I usually won, ah, ah
Gee, I wish I had a glass of water
Why, you thirsty?
No, I wanna see if my neck leaks
I'd buy a raccoon but John already has one
Thirty-five bucks
Where, where do I come in?
Get ready
I'm gonna buy me a dog
Dog
A dog, hmm
Yeah
'Cause I need a friend now
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, boop-boop-sha-bop-bop-rama-lamb
I'm gonna buy me a dog
Grab the experts
Well, my girl, my girl don't love me, no how, how
Now brown cow?
How now brown cow?
I think I'm gonna buy me a dog, yes, sir
I'm gonna buy me a dog, if I was lookin' for a word to describe what I'm gonna buy, I think dog would be the word
Would it, would it be dog?
It would be dog
Definitely dog
It would come springing from my lips, dog
Springing from—
Let's get out of here, come on
Boing, boing, boing
It would be springing from my—
Is that it? Tell me, can you turn it off, please
Can somebody open the door and let us out?
They're coming to take us away, ha-ha, he-he, ho-ho
You know my girl—
Now?
Now?
You know my girl just called me up
And she woke me from my sleep
You shoulda heard the things she said
You know she hurt my feelings deep
I'm gonna buy me a dog
A dog, a dog, why? Why?
'Cause I need a friend now
Babe, you need all the friends you can get, I'm tellin' ya
I'm gonna buy me a dog
My girl, my girl no love me, no how
Don't ruin my song, man
It's the only song I have
It was already ruined when it was wrote
Uh, where's the verse?
She used to bring me my, my newspaper
You don't even know where it's at
'Cause she knew where it was at
She used to keep me so contented
But I can teach a dog to do that
I'm gonna buy me a dog
You couldn't teach a dog to do that, you can only train elephants
'Cause I need a friend now
I need a friend now
Now
Yeah
I'm gonna buy me a dog
A dog, here, Rover, Fido, Spot
My girl, my girl no love me, no how
One
Two
Three
Four
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, hike
Six, eight, nine
Hike
Hike
I was late on that one
Oh yeah
I just got back from Africa, you know, I was playing cards with the natives
Oh, Zulus?
No, I usually won, ah, ah
Gee, I wish I had a glass of water
Why, you thirsty?
No, I wanna see if my neck leaks
I'd buy a raccoon but John already has one
Thirty-five bucks
Where, where do I come in?
Get ready
I'm gonna buy me a dog
Dog
A dog, hmm
Yeah
'Cause I need a friend now
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, boop-boop-sha-bop-bop-rama-lamb
I'm gonna buy me a dog
Grab the experts
Well, my girl, my girl don't love me, no how, how
Now brown cow?
How now brown cow?
I think I'm gonna buy me a dog, yes, sir
I'm gonna buy me a dog, if I was lookin' for a word to describe what I'm gonna buy, I think dog would be the word
Would it, would it be dog?
It would be dog
Definitely dog
It would come springing from my lips, dog
Springing from—
Let's get out of here, come on
Boing, boing, boing
It would be springing from my—
Is that it? Tell me, can you turn it off, please
Can somebody open the door and let us out?
They're coming to take us away, ha-ha, he-he, ho-ho