Munchkinland Musical Sequence

Come out, come out, wherever you are
And meet the young lady who fell from a star
She fell from the sky, she fell very far
And Kansas, she says, is the name of the star
(Kansas, she says, is the name of the star)
She brings you good news, or haven't you heard?
When she fell out of Kansas, a miracle occurred

It really was no miracle
What happened was just this
The wind began to switch
The house to pitch
And suddenly the hinges started to unhitch
Just then the Witch
To satisfy an itch
Went flying on her broomstick
Thumbing for a hitch

And, oh, what happened then was rich
The house began to pitch
The kitchen took a slitch
It landed on the Wicked Witch in the middle of a ditch
Which was not a healthy situation for the Wicked Witch

The house began to pitch
The kitchen took a slitch
It landed on the Wicked Witch in the middle of a ditch
Which was not a healthy situation for the Wicked Witch
Who began to twitch
And was reduced to just a stitch
Of what was once the Wicked Witch

We thank you very sweetly
For doing it so neatly
You've killed her so completely
That we thank you very sweetly
Let the joyous news be spread
The wicked old witch at last is dead

Ding-dong! The witch is dead
Which old witch? The Wicked Witch
Ding-dong! The Wicked Witch is dead
Wake up, you sleepy head
Rub your eyes, get out of bed
Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead

She's gone where the goblins go
Below, below, below, yo-ho!
Let's open up and sing
And ring the bells out
Ding-dong, the merry, oh
Sing it high, sing it low
Let them know the Wicked Witch is dead

As Mayor of the Munchkin City
In the County of the Land of Oz
I welcome you most regally
But we've got to verify it legally
To see (to see?)
If she (if she?)
Is morally, ethically
Spiritually, physically
Positively, absolutely
Undeniably and reliably dead

As Coroner, I must aver
I thoroughly examined her
And she's not only merely dead
She's really most sincerely dead
Then this is a day of independence
For all the Munchkins and their descendants
If any, yes, let the joyous news be spread
The wicked old witch at last is dead

Ding-dong! The Witch is dead
Which old witch? The Wicked Witch
Ding-dong! The Wicked Witch is dead
Wake up, you sleepy head
Rub your eyes, get out of bed
Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead

She's gone where the goblins go
Below, below, below, yo-ho!
Let's open up and sing
And ring the bells out
Ding-dong, the merry, oh
Sing it high, sing it low
Let them know the Wicked Witch is dead

We represent the Lullaby League
The Lullaby League, the Lullaby League
And in the name of the Lullaby League
We wish to welcome you to Munchkinland

We represent the Lollypop Guild
The Lollypop Guild, the Lollypop Guild
And in the name of the Lollypop Guild
We wish to welcome you to Muchkinland

We welcome you to Munchkinland
Tra-la-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Tra-la-la-la-la, la-la

From now on, you'll be history
You'll be his-, you'll be his-, you'll be history
And we will glorify your name
You will be a bust, be a bust, be a bust
In the Hall of Fame!

Tra-la-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Tra-la-la-la-la, la-la
Tra-la-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Tra-la-la-la-la, la-la
Tra-la-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Tra-la-la-la-la, la