Get Louis Theroux It

Self-help talks,money walks
Every body wants to change with a two weeks course
If ya like me you need a little trick
Cause ya currently shit at dealing with conflict
Don’t start a fight but don’t avoid everything in life
You’ve got to get it just right
Here’s your solution
A role model for your conflict resolution
Superman
Too fictitious and laser vision is a little too vicious
Jesus Christ
Yes,turn the other cheek.But if you done every time it
Get Me Beat
You need a 6’2 bespectacled mother****er who won’t suffer no fool!
His a big bad dog from BBC and he won’t break eye contact with a Nazi
You’re in charge you can do it.
Just get Louis Theroux it
You’re in charge you can do it.
Just get Louis g-g-get Louis
You’re in charge you can do it.
Just get Louis Get Louis
Don’t get scared but don’t pursue it
Get Louis Get Louis
Hey nice shirt A*****e!
I couldn’t help but feel there’d been a communication breakdown between the random man that’d shouted at me on the street and myself
Who the **** is that?who’s speaking right now?
Shut up!
I regret that I had lost my temper.
I apologize for shouting in anger
But my hopes were through genuine discourse we could dissolve the tension that had grown between us
Step 1: ask a question.Make it surprisingly genuine
Do you feel the need to comment on other people’s shirts because you know your own shirt is shit?
Step 2:don’t react don’t retract but don’t attack
There’ only one rule from here on out
Keep Eye Contact
Even when they leave
Even when they sleep
Make sure that you are the one what’s staring at them in their dream
You’re in charge you can do it.
Ask a question keep control
Get Louis Get Louis
Stare into their mortal soul
You’re in charge you can do it.
Invade their mind while they’re unconscious
Feast upon their weak subconscious
Upon invading the dreams of my most recent victim,I’d begun to feel my host body had become quarrelsome and resistant
Hello?Who’s speaking?
I am me.I am you.You are me.
We are Louis.
I don’t care.Who-why-why is……
Oh my god what did you do to him?
I am Louis I am Louis I am Louis
I was beginning to feel……
No!No beginning to feel,no reflective gonzo journalism and no
Demonic Possession!
I am Louis
Louis was meant to resolve conflict you’re just creating more pain
There is no Pain NO HURT
There can be no suffering if there is only Louis
I am Louis I am Louis
And this is your house is it?
Stop it now!This is too niche a content!
Silence Mortal!
You have invoked Louis within your own mind and for that there is no content too niche,no reference too obscure,no logical progression of joke too stupid and absurd.
With thyne eyes we see all!
Every conceivable past,every possible future.
And every 12 years old new-Nazi,female bodybuilder,ultra zionist and westboro baptist member that dears meet our gaze shall join our fold as sure as you yourself!
Shall be Louis!
I was beginning to feel……
Omnipotent!
You’re in charge you can do it!
Deal with conflict treat them kind
get Louis get Louis
Hold their soul and bend their mind
You’re in charge you can do it
You can set up your own rhyme
When you see through space and time.