Lyrics
Produced by: Left Brain
<Intro>
Left Brain, Wolf Haley
Golf Wang, Free Earl, uh
<Verse 1>
Goddamn I love women
Daydream about ************ being in 'em
Meet them with a big grin with a Mac-10
Rope, katana, and then I skin 'em
All beige suit made out of white women
With the red lipstick, dancing to John Lennon
With the red splattered jeans made out of blue denim
They can catch me in the spot where the sun donāt shine
******* donāt mind me, shake your hiney
The only mother*******ing Wolf here that spit venom
Youāre a bad ******* with a real good kitten
And I got the appetite of them fat black women
Wolf Gang in this ******* with a bunch of rats with 'em
Lookin' like the holocaust with Supreme hats with 'em
I am tryna get Miss Piggy by the mother*******ing hairs of her chinny chin chin
Umm, whatās that? The ************ of a black dude
Mad cause his daughter got the swag of a vacuum (aww, ******* it)
Iāll take her to the back room dungeon, fighting and punching
And now the slut is under the *******ing assumption
That I will be *******ing and munching her muffin
************ will be bleeding, but thatās not from the time signature of the month, umm
<Hook>
(Itās because) Iām Dracula *******
Donāt got a problem smacking a *******
Kidnapping, attacking, with axes and ************
'Til I grab them throats and start smacking them ************s
(Itās because) Iām Dracula *******
Donāt got a problem smacking a *******
Kidnapping, attacking, with axes and ************s
'Til she decides to take Draculaās *******
<Verse 2>
Goddamn I love *******
Especially when they only suck ******* and wash dishes
Cook and clean and grant my wishes
And make me and the Wolf Gang sandwitches
Transylvania crypt let's take a, tour
******* try getting through that black trap, door
Keep yelling and working them vocal chords
And thatāll be more of a reason that you'll get slapped up, for
Is that Ford trunk's comfy? (******* you!)
******* me? No, ******* Buffy
That little ******* keeps trying to hunt me
Jumping over gates, what the ******* she want from me?
She keeps sending me garlic
How many times I gotta tell her Iām allergic
(I like your cape) Oh this Bathing Ape cape?
*******, I got it for a bargain at the neighborhood Target
Fangs are sharp and I hope you know
That all I really want from you is that throat
I canāt eat ************ cause I might leave cuts
Then thereās blood on my sheets, but that might be a plus
On the channel, a *******ing animal, leaking like pairs of candles
*******, is it hard to handle?
I donāt want a bride, I just want bone marrow
<Hook>
(Itās because) Iām Dracula *******
Donāt got a problem smacking a *******
Kidnapping, attacking, with axes and ************
'Til I grab them throats and start smacking them ************s
(Itās because) Iām Dracula *******
Donāt got a problem smacking a *******
Kidnapping, attacking, with axes and ************s
'Til she decides to take Draculaās *******
<Outro>
Bite her in her *******ing neck, bite her in her *******ing neck
Bottom of the *******ing lake, bottom of the *******ing lake
Call my gang of wolves and bats, call my gang of wolves and bats
Itās a full moon tonight, and these hoes aināt acting right
Itās because Iām Dracula *******, (swag, swag, swag)
It's because; Left Brain, Wolf Haley, Free Earl, Golf Wang...
<Intro>
Left Brain, Wolf Haley
Golf Wang, Free Earl, uh
<Verse 1>
Goddamn I love women
Daydream about ************ being in 'em
Meet them with a big grin with a Mac-10
Rope, katana, and then I skin 'em
All beige suit made out of white women
With the red lipstick, dancing to John Lennon
With the red splattered jeans made out of blue denim
They can catch me in the spot where the sun donāt shine
******* donāt mind me, shake your hiney
The only mother*******ing Wolf here that spit venom
Youāre a bad ******* with a real good kitten
And I got the appetite of them fat black women
Wolf Gang in this ******* with a bunch of rats with 'em
Lookin' like the holocaust with Supreme hats with 'em
I am tryna get Miss Piggy by the mother*******ing hairs of her chinny chin chin
Umm, whatās that? The ************ of a black dude
Mad cause his daughter got the swag of a vacuum (aww, ******* it)
Iāll take her to the back room dungeon, fighting and punching
And now the slut is under the *******ing assumption
That I will be *******ing and munching her muffin
************ will be bleeding, but thatās not from the time signature of the month, umm
<Hook>
(Itās because) Iām Dracula *******
Donāt got a problem smacking a *******
Kidnapping, attacking, with axes and ************
'Til I grab them throats and start smacking them ************s
(Itās because) Iām Dracula *******
Donāt got a problem smacking a *******
Kidnapping, attacking, with axes and ************s
'Til she decides to take Draculaās *******
<Verse 2>
Goddamn I love *******
Especially when they only suck ******* and wash dishes
Cook and clean and grant my wishes
And make me and the Wolf Gang sandwitches
Transylvania crypt let's take a, tour
******* try getting through that black trap, door
Keep yelling and working them vocal chords
And thatāll be more of a reason that you'll get slapped up, for
Is that Ford trunk's comfy? (******* you!)
******* me? No, ******* Buffy
That little ******* keeps trying to hunt me
Jumping over gates, what the ******* she want from me?
She keeps sending me garlic
How many times I gotta tell her Iām allergic
(I like your cape) Oh this Bathing Ape cape?
*******, I got it for a bargain at the neighborhood Target
Fangs are sharp and I hope you know
That all I really want from you is that throat
I canāt eat ************ cause I might leave cuts
Then thereās blood on my sheets, but that might be a plus
On the channel, a *******ing animal, leaking like pairs of candles
*******, is it hard to handle?
I donāt want a bride, I just want bone marrow
<Hook>
(Itās because) Iām Dracula *******
Donāt got a problem smacking a *******
Kidnapping, attacking, with axes and ************
'Til I grab them throats and start smacking them ************s
(Itās because) Iām Dracula *******
Donāt got a problem smacking a *******
Kidnapping, attacking, with axes and ************s
'Til she decides to take Draculaās *******
<Outro>
Bite her in her *******ing neck, bite her in her *******ing neck
Bottom of the *******ing lake, bottom of the *******ing lake
Call my gang of wolves and bats, call my gang of wolves and bats
Itās a full moon tonight, and these hoes aināt acting right
Itās because Iām Dracula *******, (swag, swag, swag)
It's because; Left Brain, Wolf Haley, Free Earl, Golf Wang...