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Was feeling a bit bougie today, so I went to Asda instead of Aldi
Got a taxi up there, a man was bumping out Lewis Capaldi
It's that one song, that one song that gets you in the feels
A man went sick on a beat, and I'm telling you now, man went ill
He dropped me right outside that road chicken shop, SFC?
It's about half a mile away from where I'm actually meant to be
But that's alright, I still paid the guy fifteen quid
Thought it was a bit muggy though when he turned 'round and asked me for a tip
It's the first week of May in the UK and right now it's the hottest day
I'm sweating one out right now and I've got sun cream all over my face
I forgot my headphones, I guеss I'll just hold my phone to my ear
But that's alright, I'll just play something еveryone else wants to hear
And I'm walking past the tavern, it's not too early, is it?
Maybe on the way back, cause it's summer, innit?
I just got to Asda, I ain't got a pound for the ****ing trolley
Who carries cash these days? And I had nothing on me
I guess I'm using one of them baskets instead
I hate when they get heavy, don't you hate when your arm starts feeling dead?
Anyway, I choose to proceed, I've got half of the stuff I actually need
I'm making my way to the check out, but **** me if it's in the queue
I'm gonna be here for a while, I can't push in front, cause that's ****ing rude
It's been about half an hour and I'm finally about to pay
My card has just declined, and today's just not my day
And today's just not my day
And today's just not my day
and today’s…
and today’s…
and today’s…
and today’s…
and today’s…
and today’s…
and today’s…
And today's just not my day
(for ****'s sake)
And I've just left my shopping with a geezer behind the till
And I've just checked my santan there, why the **** does it say nil?
I'm looking through my transactions, it's at fifteen quid on the taxi
Now all I wanna do is listen to Lewis Capaldi
and today’s…
and today’s…
and today’s…
and today’s…
and today’s…
and today’s…
and today’s…
and today’s…
and today’s…
and today’s…
and today’s…
and today’s…
and today’s…
and today’s…
and today’s…
And today's just not my day
Got a taxi up there, a man was bumping out Lewis Capaldi
It's that one song, that one song that gets you in the feels
A man went sick on a beat, and I'm telling you now, man went ill
He dropped me right outside that road chicken shop, SFC?
It's about half a mile away from where I'm actually meant to be
But that's alright, I still paid the guy fifteen quid
Thought it was a bit muggy though when he turned 'round and asked me for a tip
It's the first week of May in the UK and right now it's the hottest day
I'm sweating one out right now and I've got sun cream all over my face
I forgot my headphones, I guеss I'll just hold my phone to my ear
But that's alright, I'll just play something еveryone else wants to hear
And I'm walking past the tavern, it's not too early, is it?
Maybe on the way back, cause it's summer, innit?
I just got to Asda, I ain't got a pound for the ****ing trolley
Who carries cash these days? And I had nothing on me
I guess I'm using one of them baskets instead
I hate when they get heavy, don't you hate when your arm starts feeling dead?
Anyway, I choose to proceed, I've got half of the stuff I actually need
I'm making my way to the check out, but **** me if it's in the queue
I'm gonna be here for a while, I can't push in front, cause that's ****ing rude
It's been about half an hour and I'm finally about to pay
My card has just declined, and today's just not my day
And today's just not my day
And today's just not my day
and today’s…
and today’s…
and today’s…
and today’s…
and today’s…
and today’s…
and today’s…
And today's just not my day
(for ****'s sake)
And I've just left my shopping with a geezer behind the till
And I've just checked my santan there, why the **** does it say nil?
I'm looking through my transactions, it's at fifteen quid on the taxi
Now all I wanna do is listen to Lewis Capaldi
and today’s…
and today’s…
and today’s…
and today’s…
and today’s…
and today’s…
and today’s…
and today’s…
and today’s…
and today’s…
and today’s…
and today’s…
and today’s…
and today’s…
and today’s…
And today's just not my day