Doin' The Uptown Lowdown

Screen celebs and stage satellites
Social deb's and high hat-ellites

Massives, classes
Doin' the Uptown Lowdown

Where they spend their simoleons
Just to watch those Creolians

Skippin', hippin'
Doin' the Uptown Lowdown

You'll find laughter after midnight
That's their playtime
Hi-de-hi-hey time
What price? Yeah, man!

Bankers with their Cinderella-tives
Listening to those hot high-ella-tives

Up in Harlem
Doin' the Uptown Lowdown