Lyrics
[Intro]
Oh, I think I broke my, my little wooden head
(It's a dummy, man)
I might be a dummy but what's your excuse?
(Ohhh!)
Woodie are you okay?
Yeah, but I think I lost my left side, but I'm alright now
It's Woodie D!
[Verse 1]
I'm Woodie D, I'm Woodie D
I'm the baddest rappin' dummy as you will see
Here I am sittin' on his knee 'cause he goes by the name of cool Willie B
I'm Willie B and I'm runnin' this show
It's a brand new thing we got in stereo
Ventriloquist raps to the beat
They make you wanna party, they make you wanna freak
'Cause when your fingers talking, you know you should
You know you're rockin' with Woodie Wood
I said come on babies, don't play no games
I'm Woodie D, tell me what's your name?
I said all you girls, I think you're neat
Why don't you come to my crib, to my hotel suite?
[Verse 2]
Said it's not bad, not bad at all
When you enter my crib you're under Woodie's law
In my law there are four points
To evade the law said [?]
Point number one is the golden rule
You can't play the ropes 'cause I ain't no fool
Point number two came late in the day
We'll smoke the joint and blow their minds away
I said I'm Woodie D, I'm feelin' fine
I wish to heck that you were mine
But that's okay, we're at point three
And afterward move to my hotel suite
Took her right to dinner and we're feeling nice
We move to my bed for paradise
Point four is for the basic folks
Take off your jeans and begin to stroke
[Verse 3]
I said a-hip-hop, scooby-doo
I said what the freak do you wanna do?
Do you wanna go up the hill
Or take a ride in my new Seville?
But you won't be listening to Sugarhill
'Cause Woodie D is on the kill
I'm the W-O-O the D-I-E
I rock as well as a Spoonie G
And the ladies say I am the best
I can outrap Mr. Ness
My rhymes are [?] called the Funky Four
[?] no more
The man is makin' all that cash
He goes by the name of DJ Scratch
To my mellow, mellow beat, it's Woodie D
To my mellow, mellow beat, it's Willie B
Hey Woodie (Yeah), let's cut this mess
Let's show the party people that we are the best
We're the best
We're the best!
[Bridge]
That's the breaks, that's the breaks
That's the breaks, that's the breaks
That's the breaks, that's the breaks
That's the breaks, that's the breaks
That's the breaks, that's the breaks
That's the breaks, that's the breaks
That's the breaks, that's the breaks
[Outro]
Said we're the best (We're the best)
We got mucho style, class and finesse
'Cause we're the best (We're the best)
Took the good parts and we leave the rest!
Oh, I think I broke my, my little wooden head
(It's a dummy, man)
I might be a dummy but what's your excuse?
(Ohhh!)
Woodie are you okay?
Yeah, but I think I lost my left side, but I'm alright now
It's Woodie D!
[Verse 1]
I'm Woodie D, I'm Woodie D
I'm the baddest rappin' dummy as you will see
Here I am sittin' on his knee 'cause he goes by the name of cool Willie B
I'm Willie B and I'm runnin' this show
It's a brand new thing we got in stereo
Ventriloquist raps to the beat
They make you wanna party, they make you wanna freak
'Cause when your fingers talking, you know you should
You know you're rockin' with Woodie Wood
I said come on babies, don't play no games
I'm Woodie D, tell me what's your name?
I said all you girls, I think you're neat
Why don't you come to my crib, to my hotel suite?
[Verse 2]
Said it's not bad, not bad at all
When you enter my crib you're under Woodie's law
In my law there are four points
To evade the law said [?]
Point number one is the golden rule
You can't play the ropes 'cause I ain't no fool
Point number two came late in the day
We'll smoke the joint and blow their minds away
I said I'm Woodie D, I'm feelin' fine
I wish to heck that you were mine
But that's okay, we're at point three
And afterward move to my hotel suite
Took her right to dinner and we're feeling nice
We move to my bed for paradise
Point four is for the basic folks
Take off your jeans and begin to stroke
[Verse 3]
I said a-hip-hop, scooby-doo
I said what the freak do you wanna do?
Do you wanna go up the hill
Or take a ride in my new Seville?
But you won't be listening to Sugarhill
'Cause Woodie D is on the kill
I'm the W-O-O the D-I-E
I rock as well as a Spoonie G
And the ladies say I am the best
I can outrap Mr. Ness
My rhymes are [?] called the Funky Four
[?] no more
The man is makin' all that cash
He goes by the name of DJ Scratch
To my mellow, mellow beat, it's Woodie D
To my mellow, mellow beat, it's Willie B
Hey Woodie (Yeah), let's cut this mess
Let's show the party people that we are the best
We're the best
We're the best!
[Bridge]
That's the breaks, that's the breaks
That's the breaks, that's the breaks
That's the breaks, that's the breaks
That's the breaks, that's the breaks
That's the breaks, that's the breaks
That's the breaks, that's the breaks
That's the breaks, that's the breaks
[Outro]
Said we're the best (We're the best)
We got mucho style, class and finesse
'Cause we're the best (We're the best)
Took the good parts and we leave the rest!