Sometimes Turtles Eat Waffles

Uh-huh, that's right
Sometimes, turtles eat waffles

Once upon a time, there was a turtle named Fred
He carried his house and made lots of friends
Then one day, he made a goat named Billy
He was kicking routines and dancing all silly
Fred asked Billy what he likes to eat
Thought for a second, said, "Cheese with Philly!"
Billy asked Fred if he would like to try
"A little bit of cheese pie tastes real nice"
Fred spun around and almost fell over
"But would it taste awful if I put it on a waffle?"

Sometimes, turtles eat waffles (Sometimes)
Sometimes, eat it in the rain (In the rain, in the rain, yeah)
Sometimes, turtles eat waffles (Delicious)
I would love to share with you today

The very next day, he met a frog named Dog
He was singing a song about living on a log
Fred asked Dog what he liked to eat
"A fly buzzing by is a real nice treat"
"Well, I would like to show you something cool
If you don't mind, I'd like to make it for you"
"It's so nice that you'd do that for me"
Made a new friend and that's how it's gonna be

Sometimes, turtles eat waffles (Sometimes, sometimes)
Sometimes, eat it in the rain (Oh yeah, in the rain, yeah)
Sometimes, turtles eat waffles (Sometimes)
I would love to share with you today (Come on over, come on over)