Henry's Got Flat Feet (Can't Dance No More)

Henry got flat feet
Can't dance no more
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Henry got flat feet
Can't dance no more
Every time he starts dancing
He has to stop 'cause his feet get sore
Sore, sore

He can't hop on his flat feet
Like he used to
Rock on his flat feet
Like he wants to
Move on his flat feet
Like he should do
Groove on his flat feet
Like he ought to
He sits around and he
Wish he could

Jump with his baby when the music gets good
Ooh!

Henry got flat feet
His dancin' days are gone
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Henry got flat feet
His dancin' days are gone
Every time he starts swingin'
He has to stop 'cause someone dances on his corn
Corn, corn, corn
Whoa

Woo-hoo!

He can't hop on his flat feet
Like he used to
Rock on his flat feet
Like he wants to
Move on his flat feet
Like he should do
Groove on his flat feet
Like he ought to
He sits around and he
Wish he could

Jump with his baby when the music gets good
Ooh!

Henry got flat feet
Can't dance no more
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Henry got flat feet
Can't dance no more
Every time he starts dancing
He has to stop 'cause his feet get sore
Sore, sore, sore, sore, sore

Baby, I'm willing, but my feet are killing me
Mmm, mmm, mmm
My, my