Big Shiny Nine

Big shiny nine she's mine all mine
Showing down the front of my old blue jeans
Big shiny nine she'll fall so fine
Waiting to impress my hippie queen

It's all right now
I'm fingering my big black shiny nine

Sticks and stones
Skeleton bones

Enough to make the dead jump and run
Encyclopedia hasn't got what I need
Because I'm waiting to undress my hippie queen

Nuts and bolts
Smith & Wesson and Colts

It's down to luger can't make a selection
Stealing steeds and film
Scraping bottom again
Oh lord i'm headed in a direction

It's all right now
My shiny nine I have my shiny nine
It's all right now
I'm fingering my big black shiny nine