Show Me Your Gems

Sit back relax and enjoy the buzzing and humming

The pretty colors and designs so life-like they practically kick your ass

And this town is like a shop class, everyone’s just a little tougher

And your suggestion box is stuffed with death threats
We’re hanging in there box, we’re all hanging out

You’re sporting a new look, now show me your gems

This is the wild, wild Midwest

Let’s give the light bulbs a rest

This is the wild, wild Midwest

It’s a common mistake

Immortalized in paperback

The most boring story evеr told

And I’m practically in tears

I’m pretty practical, I’m practically herеWe’re hanging in there box, we’re all hanging out

You’re sporting a new look, show me your gems

This is the wild, wild Midwest

This is the wild, wild Midwest

This is the wild, wild Midwest