All you gotta do is stay away from disease, stay away from those whores, and I made up a song about it, to keep you from VD. Begin!
Grease, grease the trolley pole

Stick it on a donut hole

That way you won’t get disease

You’ll be on TV just like meSyphilis? No sir!

Crabs? No sir!

Gonorrhea? No sir!

Skogies, vertal bowels, clap, the poo poo

No sir!You are disgusting, David Liebe Hart! Honorable discharge!

I was only trying to pleasure myself with my hand, by staying out of the sex command!