Now if I had to be honest with ya
I thought you did fancy me just a little bit
It was like one of ’em twisted love tales
The endings didn’t quite fit but
You were different
A rock and roll troll with your hair greased up, all in leather
And I was a perky girl, polka-dots, hair in curls
Close friends all quite clever
It didn’t really happen to start with
I have to say, I thought that maybe
I was wrong and you’d like to go, you know, on holiday
Or that you liked me
But then I thought
‘Hey, what does she have to offer that I don’t?’
Three Rolls-Royces and a cruise boat
But you picked the tramp over the queen
And you know
I actually liked you
You made me laugh lots
Made me giggle when I sipped my drink
Made me put more effort into my lyrics
It didn’t really happen to start with
I have to say, I thought that you were still obsessed by
The model stunners like Lily Coll and that Brazilian chick
Whoa, oh, oh