Tag: Larry the Cable Guy

Boy, I tell you what, I love Christmas. But how come every time I celebrate the birth of the Lord, ...

What the hell is this? Russia? What kind of moron would still give a fruitcake for Christmas? Good Lord, you ...

Boy, I tell you what, I like shopping on Christmas for the kids. I love the kids. But let me ...

When I was a kid, they wanted us to write down what it'd be like to be Santy Claus for ...

What the hell is this, Russia? We was out eating Christmas dinner and I tell you what, I'd hate to be a waitress ...

Boy, I tell you what, one of my favorite things I like to do at Christmas is sing in the ...

Hey, this is Larry the Cable Guy and I just got a little problem about Christmas. And you know what ...

Alright, here's a Christmas poem I want to do. I writ this poem one night after being all pissed off ...