My Friend Fats
My friend Fats, he's a hell of a guy Let me tell you why He's the epitome of neighborly My ...
My friend Fats, he's a hell of a guy Let me tell you why He's the epitome of neighborly My ...
I got blood in my gas tank Bones in my steel I eat California condor For my Thanksgiving meal I'm ...
I once had an ice cube Pretty little ice cube Now it's gone Now it's gone Her name was Mary ...
Seargent Pilcher, Seargent Pilcher Ingenious Seargent Pilcher He's found a way to make them pay For the deviant things they ...
To the carpenter said the dainty bride The grass appears greener on the other side So let's clarify before we ...
Last salmon man The last salmon man The last salmon man The last salmon man Last salmon man The last ...
Today is going to be the greatest day of your life Today is going to be the greatest day of ...
How 'bout one of them foot long sandwiches? Got some tasty cola right here Now look at that Chevy go ...
I took a ride with the Green Ranger Stepped up and showed me lots of things It liquefied my eye ...
She feeds her face with cheddar balls As my brain cells start to pop She licks her fingers stares away ...
Got a badge, a Red Rider at Rocket Camp out at Nohack Peak Lookin' for jailbirds left and right tryin'a ...
Jilly's on smack And she won't be comin' back No she won't be comin' back For the holidays Jilly's on ...
The Eyes of the Squirrel are watching The Eyes of the Squirrel are watching The Eyes of the Squirrel are ...
Tragedy's A Comin' And I cannot step aside No I cannot step aside There's no place to run and hide ...
Ohh I like it Ohh man I like it I like it, I think I'm gonna like it I like ...
The river water diverts to other places To nurture central valley seeds The northern waters that sloshes desert fairways Fulfill ...
Well you can ride the Hennepin crawler for a dollar and pedal it around the world You can ride the ...
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One, two, three Ooohhh, aaahhh... Well, he wasn't looking for fanfare or fame But it all came around just the ...
Intro] I've been fightin' gravity since I was two Questers of the prize Blind men in the snow Some streak ...
I do not wear panties, I never worn panties, but if called upon, panties I will wear Big white house ...
Who's gonna ride Bodacious? Who's gonna tame him down? Look out for Bodacious, he's bound to hold his ground Here ...
I'm a dog, a dirty flying dog I drink Campari with marinated wild hog I've no sense; I lick electric ...
Slice me off a big slab Of that sympathetic cheer If I'm zapped with the radiation They say I'll last ...
Bring me back again I'd really rather not be out here on my own Someone reel me in I'm drifting ...
The Earth it did crack open On the day that I was born And a thousand merry pranksters Came dancin' ...
Sometimes bored and sometimes lonely Pimple faced and rather homely He wasn't much for socializin' The TV kept a mesmerizin' ...
There's a boy out 'luma way Named Joe Eugene He's one mellow-ass son of a bitch-a He loves that wheat ...
Yeah Yeah I am the plan, I am the man Who tells you what, and when you can I'm the ...
Go ahead, Fish Bait The man, he stepped up to the microphone and he gave it a kiss It was ...
Renegade, come here, boy There's this kid in our neighborhood His Pop had named him Renegade He lived up to ...
A B C D E F G H I gotta' gal wears her toenails long Drives a red Barracuda, singin' ...
I went down to Coddingtown To buy for Lucky Dog Moved on up to Sono-co To clear my head of ...
Came up on a worried man Asked him if he had a light He reached on down, dug in his ...
Burning I feel a burning in my stomach I wanna know if I'm a-gonna make it If I don't just ...
Glad you came Glad you're here Have some champagne Imported beer Dig down in your dirt bag And roll us ...
Pass the pen there Billy Bob I'll write us up a song Or perhaps I'll pen a sonnet If the ...
There's a time for lies And a time for truth I say eye for an eye Eye for a tooth ...
Go.... Camelback Cinema Camelback Cinema Camelback Cinema-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a He's standin' tall at 5 foot 4 With the sharpness of a troubadour ...
They broke out in laughter again His lip beaded with sweat as they strapped him in And he stood by ...
They found James Ambrose dead in his cell A gaping gash in his arm had drained him down to Hell ...
Fellow colleagues, distinguished members of the press Ladies and gentlemen I would like to take this opportunity to personally and ...
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They headed southward from San Francisco To be with Chuckles and the others With electric in the air and peroxide ...
Used to come around here To peddle his wares A lot more takers now The turkey "J" You can taste ...
Oh I can still remember Jenny Hernando She was my little lovely one When I was seventeen I remember the ...
Del Davis sold Christmas trees Stood up to 8 feet tall Season was lookin' mighty thin He'd hoped to sell ...
He stood in line with the rest And waited for his chance To take his place behind the glass And ...
Look out below! Questions deserving answers Answers deserving action What am I of the populi I am but a fraction ...
In the year of our Lord Call it 1994 A fine vintage of mimicry There are those that take their ...
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