Tag: Primus

My Friend Fats

My friend Fats, he's a hell of a guy Let me tell you why He's the epitome of neighborly My ...

Mary the Ice Cube

I once had an ice cube Pretty little ice cube Now it's gone Now it's gone Her name was Mary ...

Pilcher’s Squad

Seargent Pilcher, Seargent Pilcher Ingenious Seargent Pilcher He's found a way to make them pay For the deviant things they ...

Salmon Men

Last salmon man The last salmon man The last salmon man The last salmon man Last salmon man The last ...

Extinction Burst

Today is going to be the greatest day of your life Today is going to be the greatest day of ...

HOINFODAMAN

How 'bout one of them foot long sandwiches? Got some tasty cola right here Now look at that Chevy go ...

Green Ranger

I took a ride with the Green Ranger Stepped up and showed me lots of things It liquefied my eye ...

Moron TV

She feeds her face with cheddar balls As my brain cells start to pop She licks her fingers stares away ...

Lee Van Cleef

Got a badge, a Red Rider at Rocket Camp out at Nohack Peak Lookin' for jailbirds left and right tryin'a ...

Jilly’s on Smack

Jilly's on smack And she won't be comin' back No she won't be comin' back For the holidays Jilly's on ...

Eyes of the Squirrel

The Eyes of the Squirrel are watching The Eyes of the Squirrel are watching The Eyes of the Squirrel are ...

Tragedy’s a’ comin’

Tragedy's A Comin' And I cannot step aside No I cannot step aside There's no place to run and hide ...

Hennepin Crawler

Well you can ride the Hennepin crawler for a dollar and pedal it around the world You can ride the ...

Coattails of a Dead Man

One, two, three Ooohhh, aaahhh... Well, he wasn't looking for fanfare or fame But it all came around just the ...

Power Mad

I do not wear panties, I never worn panties, but if called upon, panties I will wear Big white house ...

Ballad of Bodacious

Who's gonna ride Bodacious? Who's gonna tame him down? Look out for Bodacious, he's bound to hold his ground Here ...

Dirty Drowning Man

I'm a dog, a dirty flying dog I drink Campari with marinated wild hog I've no sense; I lick electric ...

Greet the Sacred Cow

Slice me off a big slab Of that sympathetic cheer If I'm zapped with the radiation They say I'll last ...

Eclectic Electric

Bring me back again I'd really rather not be out here on my own Someone reel me in I'm drifting ...

The Antipop

The Earth it did crack open On the day that I was born And a thousand merry pranksters Came dancin' ...

Lacquer Head

Sometimes bored and sometimes lonely Pimple faced and rather homely He wasn't much for socializin' The TV kept a mesmerizin' ...

Natural Joe

There's a boy out 'luma way Named Joe Eugene He's one mellow-ass son of a bitch-a He loves that wheat ...

Electric Uncle Sam

Yeah Yeah I am the plan, I am the man Who tells you what, and when you can I'm the ...

Arnie

Go ahead, Fish Bait The man, he stepped up to the microphone and he gave it a kiss It was ...

The Chastising of Renegade

Renegade, come here, boy There's this kid in our neighborhood His Pop had named him Renegade He lived up to ...

Kalamazoo

A B C D E F G H I gotta' gal wears her toenails long Drives a red Barracuda, singin' ...

Coddingtown

I went down to Coddingtown To buy for Lucky Dog Moved on up to Sono-co To clear my head of ...

Restin’ Bones

Came up on a worried man Asked him if he had a light He reached on down, dug in his ...

Bob’s Party Time Lounge

Glad you came Glad you're here Have some champagne Imported beer Dig down in your dirt bag And roll us ...

Puddin’ Taine

Pass the pen there Billy Bob I'll write us up a song Or perhaps I'll pen a sonnet If the ...

Shake Hands with Beef

There's a time for lies And a time for truth I say eye for an eye Eye for a tooth ...

Camelback Cinema

Go.... Camelback Cinema Camelback Cinema Camelback Cinema-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a He's standin' tall at 5 foot 4 With the sharpness of a troubadour ...

Over the Falls

They broke out in laughter again His lip beaded with sweat as they strapped him in And he stood by ...

Fisticuffs

They found James Ambrose dead in his cell A gaping gash in his arm had drained him down to Hell ...

Over the Electric Grapevine

They headed southward from San Francisco To be with Chuckles and the others With electric in the air and peroxide ...

On the Tweek Again

Used to come around here To peddle his wares A lot more takers now The turkey "J" You can taste ...

De Anza Jig

Oh I can still remember Jenny Hernando She was my little lovely one When I was seventeen I remember the ...

Del Davis Tree Farm

Del Davis sold Christmas trees Stood up to 8 feet tall Season was lookin' mighty thin He'd hoped to sell ...

Glass Sandwich

He stood in line with the rest And waited for his chance To take his place behind the glass And ...

Hellbound 17½ (Theme From)

Look out below! Questions deserving answers Answers deserving action What am I of the populi I am but a fraction ...

Year of the Parrot

In the year of our Lord Call it 1994 A fine vintage of mimicry There are those that take their ...

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