Tag: Rhett & Link

My father picked me up in his beige four door car He said We're going to the Hoover Dam It's ...

Girl 1: You know what I just can't get enough of? Girl 2: What? Girl 1: Honesty. Girl 2: I ...

Everything's okay Cause I'm on vacay-tion We spent 14 hours on that sandcastle! Everything is great Cause I'm on vacay-tion ...

Your parents told you that we don't exist. Well, how in the world do you explain this. We're gonna eat ...

I'm Doug, And I'm Darrell, And we are squirrels. We live in your backyard in a big oak tree, That's ...

(911, what is your emergency?) I nailed my finger to a birdhouse accidentally (Do you have some bacon?) Bacon? (Bacon, ...

I've never had too much luck with females I'm not confident unless I'm writing an email But my life would ...

Also part-time Due respects to go I was in your science You got me at all You fair homie You ...

Why you up in this store? What you looking for? Cheese? I'm cheddar, I'm much better than the rest of ...

I - am a thoughtful guy. I think about alotta things I - am a thoughtful guy. I think alotta ...

Here we have a man Who's chosen to Instagram His apple pie, a la mode. While he fumbles through the ...

There's a time, of which none speak A secret time lost in the briny deep You know all about: Half ...

I can't believe we've lived to be this old, And somehow we have never seen this hole. A little dent, ...

I was born with hair on my chest A gleam in my eye to latch onto a breast I cut ...