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Chip on My Shoulder
Trilly Hydro
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I followed where it led It has not worked out well I wish that I were dead Cause instead of a wedding in love I'm flunking out of school A total laughing stock Someone he and his friends could just mock So go on, here's my head Just hit it with a rock! (sung) You came out here to follow a man Harvard law was just part of that plan Man, what rich romantic planet are you from? You stalk some guy to an ivy league school? That's the weirdest reason I have-- (sung) I grew up in the Roxbury slums With my mom and a series of bums Guys who showed me all the ways a man can fail I got through law school by busting my ass Worked two jobs in addition to class So forgive me for not weeping at your tale just because you've got some kind of chip on your shoulder . . . (sung) There's a chip on my shoulder And it's big as a boulder With the chance I've been given I'm gonna be driven as hell I'm so close I can taste it So I'm not gonna waste it Yeah, there's a chip on my shoulder You might wanna get one as well Wait! Two jobs PLUS law school?! How do you do it? Not good use of the time that I've got Can't spend hours doing my hair and staying in shape When I win my first lucrative trial And buy my mom that great big house out on the cape! I hugged my mom and told her With the chance I've been given I'm gonna be driven as hell Though I can't take the day off I just think of the payoff You need a chip on your shoulder Little Miss Woods comma Elle But it started its life as a desk Clear it off, and find some room for books instead Can you live without that? I don't know what this is Spend some time improving what's inside your head! Out, out, put it in storage, sell it on eBay, leave it behind Out, out, what, are you angry? Good, so get angry! You may find The chip on your shoulder Why are you not driven as hell?! There's just no way around it You gotta plow through til you've Tis a gift to be free Hmm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm Say hi to your mom and dad for me! And Grandma Bootsie! Assualt, murder, white shoes after labor day. We can't win if we don't follow through! Might I venture your vacation plans can wait? (sung)I don't know if you've noticed before But each time Warner walks in the door Your IQ goes down to 40, maybe less Could it be the real thing in your way Is the very guy you're trying to impress Let's not chase him away Let's face him and say "Hey punk, let's dance!" This chip on my shoulder Makes me smarter and bolder No more whining or blaming I am reclaiming my pride Grab that book and let's do this Instead of doodling hearts all through this Now there's a chip on my shoulder! Let's see him knock it aside! Show him that you're no fool Daughter of Delta Nu Go back to school with a big chip on your shoulder! Without his sperm, the child in question wouldn't exist! Yes, Miss Woods. but did the defendant keep a log of every sperm emission made throughout his life? he has no parental claim over this child whatsoever Why now? Why this sperm? all masturbatory emissions where the sperm was clearly not seeking an egg could be called reckless abandonment. I assume you're applying for my internship. Do you have a resume? Here you go, and thanks in advance for your consideration. Three months ago, I would have recycled this. Make sure to put it on file Maybe some wise man told her With the chance we've been given We gotta be driven as hell She was something to see there I'm just happy I could be there First big test and she aced it She's so close she can taste it She got a chip on her shoulder Guess you never can te-e-ell . . . With little Miss Woods comma Elle! Woods comma Elle Chip on her shoulder Elle Woods Woods comma Elle Chip on her shoulder Woods comma Elle Chip on her shoulder
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