Hip-Hop/Rap
Chip on My Shoulder
by Trilly Hydro
Release Date:
2019-07-05
Lyrics
I followed where it led
It has not worked out well
I wish that I were dead
Cause instead of a wedding in love
I'm flunking out of school
A total laughing stock
Someone he and his friends could just mock
So go on, here's my head
Just hit it with a rock!
(sung) You came out here to follow a man
Harvard law was just part of that plan
Man, what rich romantic planet are you from?
You stalk some guy to an ivy league school?
That's the weirdest reason I have--
(sung) I grew up in the Roxbury slums
With my mom and a series of bums
Guys who showed me all the ways a man can fail
I got through law school by busting my ass
Worked two jobs in addition to class
So forgive me for not weeping at your tale
just because you've got some kind of chip on your shoulder . . .
(sung) There's a chip on my shoulder
And it's big as a boulder
With the chance I've been given
I'm gonna be driven as hell
I'm so close I can taste it
So I'm not gonna waste it
Yeah, there's a chip on my shoulder
You might wanna get one as well
Wait! Two jobs PLUS law school?! How do you do it?
Not good use of the time that I've got
Can't spend hours doing my hair and staying in shape
When I win my first lucrative trial
And buy my mom that great big house out on the cape!
I hugged my mom and told her
With the chance I've been given
I'm gonna be driven as hell
Though I can't take the day off
I just think of the payoff
You need a chip on your shoulder
Little Miss Woods comma Elle
But it started its life as a desk
Clear it off, and find some room for books instead
Can you live without that?
I don't know what this is
Spend some time improving what's inside your head!
Out, out, put it in storage, sell it on eBay, leave it behind
Out, out, what, are you angry?
Good, so get angry! You may find
The chip on your shoulder
Why are you not driven as hell?!
There's just no way around it
You gotta plow through til you've
Tis a gift to be free
Hmm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm
Say hi to your mom and dad for me! And Grandma Bootsie!
Assualt, murder, white shoes after labor day.
We can't win if we don't follow through!
Might I venture your vacation plans can wait?
(sung)I don't know if you've noticed before
But each time Warner walks in the door
Your IQ goes down to 40, maybe less
Could it be the real thing in your way
Is the very guy you're trying to impress
Let's not chase him away
Let's face him and say
"Hey punk, let's dance!"
This chip on my shoulder
Makes me smarter and bolder
No more whining or blaming
I am reclaiming my pride
Grab that book and let's do this
Instead of doodling hearts all through this
Now there's a chip on my shoulder!
Let's see him knock it aside!
Show him that you're no fool
Daughter of Delta Nu
Go back to school with a big chip on your shoulder!
Without his sperm, the child in question wouldn't exist!
Yes, Miss Woods.
but did the defendant keep a log of every sperm emission made throughout his life?
he has no parental claim over this child whatsoever
Why now? Why this sperm?
all masturbatory emissions where the sperm was clearly not seeking an egg
could be called reckless abandonment.
I assume you're applying for my internship. Do you have a resume?
Here you go, and thanks in advance for your consideration.
Three months ago, I would have recycled this. Make sure to put it on file
Maybe some wise man told her
With the chance we've been given
We gotta be driven as hell
She was something to see there
I'm just happy I could be there
First big test and she aced it
She's so close she can taste it
She got a chip on her shoulder
Guess you never can te-e-ell . . .
With little Miss Woods comma Elle!
Woods comma Elle
Chip on her shoulder
Elle Woods
Woods comma Elle
Chip on her shoulder
Woods comma Elle
Chip on her shoulder
