Hip-Hop/Rap
The Most Fashionable Faction (feat. Harry Callaghan)
by The Stupendium
Release Date:
2020-10-30
Lyrics
(song by the STUPENDIUM)
(three)
(two)
(one)
(BEGIN!)
watch out!
the scout's out and about
running around
bringing bonks right down on your scalp
do you even know
who you're talking to here?
i'm a streak of greased lighting
keep fighting for years
i'm a stunner
number one run and gunner
my beats bring the heat
'cause i'm a sweet double jumper
your finger's on the trigger
but before you get to pull it
i'll take a sip of fizz
and i'll go whizzing past yor bullets
i am on it like a rocket
on a course to freakin pound ya
call me super sonic
'cause i'm running rings around ya
i am a dab hand with a "sandman"
i'm the baddest in the badlands
i'm a speed freak on a killstreak
see a blur then it's
bang
bang!
I'm the Demo
Boom goes my M.O.
Tyrant from the Highlands
Getting violent on the Bellows
The only thing more volatile than Me
Would be my Ammo
I'll leave you blown to Pieces
While my piece is Screaming
BLAMMO!
Did this have whisky In?
Or was it Nitroglycerine?
I'll find out on the way Out
If I'm spouting flaming p*ss Again
'Cause if I live another Day
My liver might go Anyway
And I'd rather go in Glory
So in war I won't be giving In
I suffer for my Art
I've got sulphur on the Heart
This Tartan Spartan's
Gonna tear you Apart
Fire shots at the Cyclops
It never ends Well
Oh,they're gonna have to glue you,
back together in Hell!
ZOOM
RED dot
BOOM
HEADSHOT
your HEAD'S got a new
lead CLOT
bring you to a DEAD stop
leave you with your HEAD poped
another TARGET on my list
that can be CHECKED off
'cause on a MISSION
i am viciously EFFICIENT
my vital's just my RIFLE
and a set of JARS to p*ss in
when it comes to ASSASSINS
you could say i'm HIGH-CALIBRE
YANKING my machete
from your HEAD like it's excalibur
NO mercy mercenary
i'll take you DOWN like cattle when
my true FORTE'S in 2fort
playing BLOOD sports on the batterments
spray your BRAIN
'fore you even know WHAT'S happening
SAFE to say
no way that you'll be wearing HATS again
If you're seeing RED or you're feeling BLU
If you wanna bust caps
And wear them too
If you like warfare
In stylish head wear
Well,have we got the game for you
No there isn't any greater
MILITARY MILLINERY SIMULATOR
We fight all day to find out who's
The most fashionable faction in TF2
LISTEN up
'CAUSE I won't say it again
YOU'D better not be sissies
BECAUSE war is not a game
UNLESS of course it's war games
THEN I'm all for games
HOPE you're keeping score
BECAUSE numerate I sure ain't
I'M good at fighting
ASK sun tzu
I taught him all he knows
IN the art of shovel fu
WAY back in ancient China
WHEN I met him on night
HE said soldier's really cool
AND the best at winning fights
NOW I win all the fight money
WHEREVER I go
'CAUSE my rockets go boom
AND then you explode
NOW,the army told me that I was crazy
BUT I wrote this song
SO I'm clearly amazing
Gentleman
It Won't Be Gentle
When I Sneak Into Your Base
And Steal The Faces Of Your Helpless Friends
Stealing Your Briefcase
Really Was A Brief Case
You Think You're Smart
But I Have The Intelligence
Be A Man
Why Do You Have To Die Screaming
I Shoot You
Take The Loot
And Take My Suit For Dry Cleaning
I'm Not Cheating
You Ignorant Swine
I Creep In And Sneak Things
Right Into Your Spine
When I Fight With My Butterfly
It Stings Like A Bee
So Tonight Tell Your Mother "Hi"
Give Her A Kiss From ME
I'm Debonair With Deadly Flaur
I'm Anyone And Anywhere
The Face Your Mother Wakes to
Is The Last You'll Ever See
I AM HEAVY WEAPONS GUY
I MAKE PUNY BABIES CRY
WANT TO LIVE?
DON'T
TOUCH
MY
GUN!
MAY BE SLOW
NO NEED TO RUSH YA
WHEN I'M ROLLING WITH NATASCHA
FILL YOU DEAD WITH HOLES
WE CRUSH YA
LEAVE YOU COLD
LIKE SNOW IN RUSSIA
PUNY GUN
I PUNCH MORE DAMAGE
CHEW YOU UP FOR LUNCH LIKE SANDVICH
THINK YOU CAN OUTRUN ME?
PROVE IT
I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU
OUTRUN
BULLET
If you're seeing RED or you're feeling BLU
If you wanna bust caps
And wear them too
If you like warfare
In stylish head wear
Well,have we got the game for you
No there isn't any greater
MILITARY MILLINERY SIMULATOR
We fight all day to find out who's
The most fashionable faction in TF2
HOWDY,THE ENGINEER'S IN THE FIELD(Ya!)
FARM BOY CHARM
WITH A MEGATON YIELD(Hu!)
I'VE GOT A CRANIUM
LACED WITH URANIUM
DISPENSE YOUR OFFENSE
WITH THE WEAPONS I WIELD(Yee--HA!!)
I'M HOT STUFF
'CAUSE I'VE A HUNDRED DEGREES
SO IF YOU BOIL MY BLOOD
YOU'LL GET BURNED ON STEAM
I'M OVERQUALIFIED
TO LEAVE YOU NULLIFIED
AND TAN YOUR SORRY HIDE
YOU'D BEETER RUN AND HIDE
OR DIE BY MY MACHINES
JUST A FRIENDLY ENGY
PREVENTING ENTRY WITH A DEADLY SENTRY
EACH PRACTICAL PROBLEM I SOLVE
MY SKILL MOUNTS
THE ONLY YHING HIGHER THAN MY IQ
IS MY KILL COUNT
FIRE!
FIRE!!
FIRE!!!
FIRE!!!!
Emboldened scoiding folds
Of red and gold Are my desire
It's my sacred duty
Keep the beauty burning higher
Leave yoU dismembered iN the embers
Every felling smells The pyre
I'm a terror From the nether
Something that you've never seen
with a charcoal Soul
Heart pumping kerosene
You've met Your match
You'll be a charred patch
On the floorboards
I'll strike a match
And Strike the match
Off of the scoreboard
What's it Matter If my brains
Deranged when I snuff You out
Boy!does it Look lovely out!
Candy canes And Fluffy Clouds
Now I'm racking up the kills
AS I'm cranking up the Grill
Easy to Blow You away
When you're just powder
got a little headache?
you'd better call the medic
were you wanting anesthetic?
really don't be so pathetic
that burning is a bird within your sternum
that snuck in while i was working
but i think a bloody dove
is quite a lovely aesthetic
you grazed your knee?
well,it seems to me
you need invasive
exploratory surgery
see,i may have a little uncertainty
between patient?
specimen?
blur to me
get the point of my syringes in your hiney?
i'll ubercharge and
buff you till you're shiny
i could fix you quick with my medi gun
the procedure's painless
but that's no fun
If you're feeling BLU or seeing RED
If what's on your mind's
What's on your head
Who wants to battle
When there's catalogues
Of hats to browse instead?
It's not how far you push the cart
What matters is the noble art
Of dressing heads in dandy threads
To wear whilst you are blown apart
If you're seeing RED or you're feeling BLU
If you wanna bust caps
And wear them too
If you like warfare
In stylish head wear
Well,have we got the game for you
No there isn't any greater
MILITARY MILLINERY SIMULATOR
We fight all day to find out who's
The most fashionable faction in TF2
(Nobody has so many hats.)
(It's ridiculous.)
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