Lyrics
Flatfoot Sam bought an automobile
No money down, it was a real good deal
He didn't wanna work, just ride around town
Finance company put his feet on the ground
Oh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam
Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam
Flatfoot Sam stole a ten dollar bill
He told the judge he did it for a thrill
He got sixty days, suspended fine
He thanked the judge for being so kind
Oh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam
Flatfoot Sam went and got in a job
The very same day the place got robbed
The cats got away, they couldn't be found
They taken old Sam and they carried him down
Oh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam
Here come Sam now
Flatfoot Sam played a chuck-a-luck game
Dice got switched, Sam got the blame
He pulled a gun, shot out the lights
Everybody hollered, "Run for your life"
Oh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam
Flatfoot Sam went on a spree
He married a girl weighing six-oh-three
She spent all his money, sold all his land
The next thing she did, she got another man
Oh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam
No money down, it was a real good deal
He didn't wanna work, just ride around town
Finance company put his feet on the ground
Oh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam
Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam
Flatfoot Sam stole a ten dollar bill
He told the judge he did it for a thrill
He got sixty days, suspended fine
He thanked the judge for being so kind
Oh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam
Flatfoot Sam went and got in a job
The very same day the place got robbed
The cats got away, they couldn't be found
They taken old Sam and they carried him down
Oh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam
Here come Sam now
Flatfoot Sam played a chuck-a-luck game
Dice got switched, Sam got the blame
He pulled a gun, shot out the lights
Everybody hollered, "Run for your life"
Oh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam
Flatfoot Sam went on a spree
He married a girl weighing six-oh-three
She spent all his money, sold all his land
The next thing she did, she got another man
Oh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam