Silverado broke down, Roscoe ran off, I can't quit dipping
My boot blew out, that sink is backed up there in the kitchen
I lost a hundred on a spread on the boys in Dallas
My ex moved into a penthouse palace
It's been one hell of a week, I know just what it needs

12 ounces, sittin' on ice
Suddenly everything's feeling alright
Catch a little smile sippin' on suds
Drink going down, world looking up
It ain't all that bad when it's said and done
I got 99 problems, but a beer ain't one

Nothin' holds my hand, nothin' kisses my lips
Does what it does to me
Fits in like a glove with my friends at a bar
At a game, in a kooziee like

12 ounces, sittin' on ice
Suddenly everything's feeling alright
Catch a little smile sippin' on suds
Drink's going down, world's looking up
It ain't all that bad when it's said and done
I got 99 problems, but a beer ain't one

Yeah, but this one's getting low

When the rain's coming down and the sun ain't shining
That silver bullet is my silver lining

12 ounces, sittin' on ice
Suddenly everything's feeling alright
Catch a little smile sippin' on suds
Drink's going down, world's looking up
It ain't all that bad when it's said and done
I got 99 problems, but a beer ain't one

99 problems, but a beer ain't one
I got 99 problems, but a beer ain't one