[Verse 1: Rhett]
I’ve never had too much luck with females
I’m not confident unless I’m writing an email
But my life would be so sublime
If I bought a robot girl online
I’d never hear her silicon mouth complaining
About my dry scalp or my excessive gaming
She’s my Small Wonder, I’m her Voltron
I flip a switch and it turns her on!
[Hook: Rhett]
My robot girlfriend
The best relationship I’d ever be in
[Verse 2: Rhett]
She’s got a grip stronger than an ape
And she can calculate a tip to the twenty-fifth decimal place